Randomness

Not pregnant. Don't be a cad, Sean.

me: I'm really debating whether to do the Spinx Half Marathon. I mean, it's 75 bucks for charity, but they'd probably see more of that money if I wrote them a check for 20 and ran 13 miles at home for free. Plus I've already done one this year... but it WAS a lot of fun.
James: Was it 75 bucks of fun?
me: 75 bucks buys a lot of beer.
James: I think you've answered your own question.

#1: You gonna come with us tonight to Fall for Greenville?
#2: No, Fall for Greenville is kinda lame.. unless you just like eating outside and paying in coupons.
#1: You're kinda lame.. and all I heard you say was "I'm a wuss"
#2: Zing! hurt me bad.
#1: And when are we doing stuff for Halloween? I need to find me a costume too. Don't know what I want to be yet.
#2: Go as Admiral Ackbar. How good are you at paper mache?
#1: And you could go as Jar Jar Binks!!
#2: Zing again! your words they cut me deep.

One of the speakers in this text message interlude is my sister.
Yes, there are two of us.

I wonder what people with office jobs did before the internet was invented.


toothpaste for dinner

James: Did you notice that all states that Huckabee won were hit by a tornado? I think God's making some kind of statement, but why not West Virginia?

In retrospect, I think it was their county-elected delegate system that spared them, but I still wouldn't take any chances voting for Huckabee.

My ineptitude at chit-chat has developed into a fear of running into people that I usually encounter in a group one-on-one, which could be confusing if I ask you if you're going to a party because it may come out in a "you weren't invited... oh" kind of way instead of a "cause if you're not, you should" kind of way

and I'm sorry Alex.

Me and Ron after a game of frisbee golf.

Ron Paul and I agree about a lot of things. I'd like think that if we ever met in real life, we'd be like BFF forever. We'd talk about things like dinosaurs and white people, and if I'd say, "Ron, you should come over for D&D tonight," he'd be like "Sure, I'll bring New Castle."

That's Ron Paul.

I almost got three-fourths through World War Z before it started giving me nightmares.

I just realized that there are such a thing as drafted/non-published posts.


4/5/06
me: Everything is cooler with wings. Horses become pegasi and lions become griffins.
Courtney: ...and maxis become pads with wings and tampons become uncomfortable.


4/6/06
me: Hey, Jeff! Are those new sunglasses?
Jeff: Oh, I didn't recognize you. You look normal today.
me: I like them. They take the attention off your humongous ears.
Jeff: Yeah, well, you're a lesbian.

Britta-1, Jeff-0


9/22/06
Sean: My God! She's completely uncouth! James, where did you find her and are there any more left?


6/27/07
James: What are you doing?
me: Crickets rub their legs together to attract a mate.
James: ...and it works.


1/11/08
Adam suggested that if one was ever seeking a band name to:
1. Wikipedia
2. Random Article search
3. Done

(Mine was Wibsey Park Chapel Cricket Club.)

Tonight my 6th level cleric will finish crafting her +2 Cloak of Resistance.

DVD. yesterday.

Imagine this:
After the final battle in the war of good and evil, Satan travels back in time to kill Mary before she gives birth to Jesus and therefore change the future, but Jesus, learning of this plan, also travels back in time to protect Mary, who falls in love with him and ultimately gives birth to him.

(Special thanks to Drew and the plot of Terminator 1.)

Al Gore is a terrorist.

Hey Kay,
Do you remember that time that you were mad that Fay thought you were faking being sick because she asked where you were and I told her I sent you home because all you did was complain about how much it hurt to talk and I was just tired of listening to you, but then you just laughed? You said, "You got me, Brittany! You got me!"

Honestly, Kay, maybe it's you that gets me.