Randomness

Be careful when washing clothes with Velcro.

Comments | posted by Britta : 1:00 AM

"Patience is the best remedy for every trouble"
...unless you're drowning.

Comments | posted by Britta : 11:08 PM

Any animal can be paper-trained if the paper is big enough.

Comments | posted by Britta : 11:41 PM

Ruffles is a dumb name for a snack chip.

Comments | posted by Britta : 2:32 PM

me: Baby, I think you're the greatest.
James: I love this show!
me: What?!
James: ...and you. I love this show and you.

Comments | posted by Britta : 2:26 PM