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Saturday, February 25, 2006

R.I.P.
James & Britta
1/28/06 - 2/23/06
Two wrinkled peas in a retard pod.


(James thought up the last part.)

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

The most famous joke in the world has no punch line.

Monday, February 20, 2006

My favorite thing about Starbursts is that when you suck on one while drinking water, you can imagine it's a fountain of Kool-Aid.

My least favorite thing about Starbursts is the name. I would've called it xXxFRUITCORExXx.

Friday, February 17, 2006

My boyfriend can out-robot your boyfriend.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

me: I'm a baseball cap. James once compared all his exs to hats, and he said I was a baseball cap.
Liz: So what does that make everyone else? Dandruff?


Liz and Britta
BFF FOREVER

Sunday, February 12, 2006


Best weekend ever.

Please check your techno at the door.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Hold me like a monkey.

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