Randomness

I made grilled cheese with the nichrome wire from my toaster and a lawnmower battery.

I had to write a book report for the first time since high school. I called it, "Big Fish Eat Small Fish and the Worthlessness of Everything for Which We Stand."

I thought it was good.

Götterdämmerung • \gher-ter-DEM-uh-roong\ • noun: a collapse (as of a society or regime) marked by catastrophic violence and disorder; broadly : downfall

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The bass player in The Matches totally insulted my roommate.

It was so cool.

Armen bo barmen, don't leave me bo beave me!

I like to think of all my relationships as works of art

Have you ever been on a bad date and you both can kinda feel it and what you really want to say is "Hey, let's not do this anymore" and you know they're thinking it but you want to say it first and it just won't slide into conversation and then they just blurt it out and you want to say "Oh yeah?! Well, I was thinking it first!" but it comes out like "Oh really?" in a pathetic-sounding way?

Because it happens to me all the time.

Punks are the natural enemies of hippies.

I thought you were better than that.

"i came home today, walked up to my door, pointed my keys at the knob, and punched the "unlock" button that goes to my car.

i think school may be damaging my mental health."
-kathernyac