Randomness

1. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
2. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
3. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
4. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
5. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
6. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
7. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
8. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
9. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.
10. If it's too hot for my hand, it's too hot for my mouth.

I finally accomplished a goal I've had since freshman year.

I went to Real Pizza. It was delicious.

Charlie: If we're supposed to be sandwich artists, why do they give us portions?
Sometimes I have to express myself with more than three olives.

Envirotard (n.)- people who spread "facts" on the energy crisis esp. the creator of "Kilowatt Ours" which includes a grand total of one expert- a doctor who verifies that air pollution causes aesthema, with no requotable facts and a flimsy experiment performed by changing light bulbs. (It also went as far to say that recycling more would help conserve energy.) Way to go, envirotard.

Silverfish

Mike: Living with your parents again is weird because they'll do your laundry, and you're like "Mom! What are you doing?!! I only wore those once! They still had two weeks left in them!"

James: Britta, I have to ask you something and I want you to answer me as honestly as you can.
me: Okay.
James: Pirates or ninjas?
me: Ninjas.
James: Robot or dinosaur?
me: Dinosaur.
James: Grizzly bear or samurai?
me: Grizzly bear. Clearly.
James: I think I love you.