Friday, October 31, 2003
For the guys: Just because you can admit you're an jackass, it still doesn't make it okay
Thursday, October 30, 2003
There's a huge difference between knowing what's best for you and actually acting on it.
Wednesday, October 29, 2003
God must have a sense of humor. That's the only way I can explain the existance of boys.
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
I've decided Darwin is trying to weed me out by way of child-proof caps.
Major yuckage: I've been sick for the past few days. Imagine a 2" diameter metal pole running through your head from ear to ear and another from temple to brainstem. That's about what I'm feeling right now. (It kinda makes a bullet in your foot look like a good alternative..) However, from my experiences I have learned thus: being sick sucks majorly.
But you know what? If you look at it from the bacteria's perspective, it's no such a hateful thing. They're just squirrels trying to get a nut, perpetuate the species and all that, and that's fine with me. You can live in me; I don't care... but it's you little pathogenic bastards that have to ruin everything! Ya hear that? Do you think we would boil and cook your kind to death or rinse your species down a sink or how about denature all your relatives' proteins with a single spray of Lysol if it weren't for you guys? You started all this, and now you're waging war on me? Oh, hell no! Bring it, you microbial pissants! I can take whatever you can give. It won't be long until you're begging my white blood cells for mercy... microscopic assholes.
But you know what? If you look at it from the bacteria's perspective, it's no such a hateful thing. They're just squirrels trying to get a nut, perpetuate the species and all that, and that's fine with me. You can live in me; I don't care... but it's you little pathogenic bastards that have to ruin everything! Ya hear that? Do you think we would boil and cook your kind to death or rinse your species down a sink or how about denature all your relatives' proteins with a single spray of Lysol if it weren't for you guys? You started all this, and now you're waging war on me? Oh, hell no! Bring it, you microbial pissants! I can take whatever you can give. It won't be long until you're begging my white blood cells for mercy... microscopic assholes.
Saturday, October 25, 2003
Wow, my very first post on my first blog. I feel like I'm doing something amazing- discovering new, uncharted territory; conquering the impossible; perhaps fixing something that no one ever knew was broken? Maybe, maybe... but for some reason, I feel like I should explain or justify this whole project I'm endeavoring. Hmm... I guess the best explanation that I can offer is that I have so many little things that I've always wanted to say but could never get out. They're like gum stuck on the bottom of my mind, and these unnurtured thoughts just build up until they erupt in a huge display of passion like the opening of Pandora's box, all over some poor kid who was just trying to impersonate an intellectual. I'm currently trying to find more effective/less offensive outlets for myself. Hopefully this will be a one of my better ideas..but who knows?
