Randomness

Major yuckage: I've been sick for the past few days. Imagine a 2" diameter metal pole running through your head from ear to ear and another from temple to brainstem. That's about what I'm feeling right now. (It kinda makes a bullet in your foot look like a good alternative..) However, from my experiences I have learned thus: being sick sucks majorly.

But you know what? If you look at it from the bacteria's perspective, it's no such a hateful thing. They're just squirrels trying to get a nut, perpetuate the species and all that, and that's fine with me. You can live in me; I don't care... but it's you little pathogenic bastards that have to ruin everything! Ya hear that? Do you think we would boil and cook your kind to death or rinse your species down a sink or how about denature all your relatives' proteins with a single spray of Lysol if it weren't for you guys? You started all this, and now you're waging war on me? Oh, hell no! Bring it, you microbial pissants! I can take whatever you can give. It won't be long until you're begging my white blood cells for mercy... microscopic assholes.