Wednesday, November 12, 2003
I bet this is how Rice Krispies were invented:
Mad Scientist #1: Eureeka! I have discovered a way to puff rice!
Mad Scientist #2: Ingenious! ...but what are you going to do with that?
Mad Scientist #1: Well, uh, I guess we could eat it.
Mad Scientist #2: Hmm.. needs flavor.
Mad Scientist #1: Well, we could, uh.. eureeka! Sugared puffed rice!
Mad Scientist #2: Hmm.. makes me thirsty.
Mad Scientist #1: Here, have some milk.
Mad Scientist #2: Oh, why thank.. oops!
Mad Scientist #1: You've ruined my precious puffed rice! All is lost!
Mad Scientist #2: No, no! It still tastes fine! Here, try it!
Mad Scientist #1: Hmm.. sugared puffed rice in milk! Eureeka!
Mad Scientist #2: See, I told you so!
Mad Scientist #1: It's so good, it's almost surreal!
Mad Scientist #2: Cer-e-al?
Mad Scientist #1: Yes, that's what we'll call it!
Mad Scientist #2: Cereal?
Mad Scientist #1: Eureeka! I have discovered a way to puff rice!
Mad Scientist #2: Ingenious! ...but what are you going to do with that?
Mad Scientist #1: Well, uh, I guess we could eat it.
Mad Scientist #2: Hmm.. needs flavor.
Mad Scientist #1: Well, we could, uh.. eureeka! Sugared puffed rice!
Mad Scientist #2: Hmm.. makes me thirsty.
Mad Scientist #1: Here, have some milk.
Mad Scientist #2: Oh, why thank.. oops!
Mad Scientist #1: You've ruined my precious puffed rice! All is lost!
Mad Scientist #2: No, no! It still tastes fine! Here, try it!
Mad Scientist #1: Hmm.. sugared puffed rice in milk! Eureeka!
Mad Scientist #2: See, I told you so!
Mad Scientist #1: It's so good, it's almost surreal!
Mad Scientist #2: Cer-e-al?
Mad Scientist #1: Yes, that's what we'll call it!
Mad Scientist #2: Cereal?
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