Thursday, December 11, 2003
Dr. Penington is the Man:
A Tribute to the Best Chemistry teacher EVER
"Chemistry's a contact sport." -on chemical bonding
"At the subatomic level, it's all pianoes and ladders." -on modern physics
"Some equations aren't worth the time to write." -on Schrodinger's equation
"And then you use a bowling ball to hit the elephant.. so you pole vault over but the ball has affected the elephant's speed so you land on the ground next to a dead elephant." -on Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
"This is chemistry- just use your imagination." -on covalent bonding
"And the electron doesn't really spin like this, but it's Friday so who cares?" (self-explainatory)
"Damn! Yeah, yeah.. whatever." -on something, no one knows what
A Tribute to the Best Chemistry teacher EVER
"Chemistry's a contact sport." -on chemical bonding
"At the subatomic level, it's all pianoes and ladders." -on modern physics
"Some equations aren't worth the time to write." -on Schrodinger's equation
"And then you use a bowling ball to hit the elephant.. so you pole vault over but the ball has affected the elephant's speed so you land on the ground next to a dead elephant." -on Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
"This is chemistry- just use your imagination." -on covalent bonding
"And the electron doesn't really spin like this, but it's Friday so who cares?" (self-explainatory)
"Damn! Yeah, yeah.. whatever." -on something, no one knows what
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