Randomness

Don't you hate it when you begin telling a story, and then like two words into it, you realize how dumb it really is, but you just can't stop telling it because otherwise everyone'll ask you what it was and get all worked up about it, but you can't tell them because now it's like this big deal and you just know they'll all think you're dumb and tell you how retarded the story was so you have to continue with the story but you don't want everyone to think you're dumb so now you have to lie just to make the story more interesting and then you still feel like a dumbass..?

There's just no way out.