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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Dear Jeff,
Some of my associates and I have discussed the matter, and we've decided that you, sir, are full of stupid.
Sincerely,
Britta & Co.

Comments:
I'm not sure why you're telling me that I'm full of stupid, but I feel like I have a pretty good idea, and I don't think it's fair at all for you to make such a claim.

I can't help that both of your friends are hurt because of their irrationality. If you stand by your opinion of me, then I'd like to discuss this in person.
 
Dear Jeff,
My associates and I found it distressing that you are not attracted to some girls that are attracted to you. I understand this isn't your fault, but I'm sure you can see how it would be frustrasting to these girls. Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely,
Britta & Co.

PS I'm so glad we're friends.
 
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