Randomness

You should tell him you want to go on a date and then show up wearing a wedding dress and say: "Okay, let's go get married." Then when he freaks out be like "well, now the pillow thing doesn't seem so bad does it?" :)
-Liz
 

Nobody wants to be a father.
 

For such few words, your blog's very funny. You're also one of few that post from Clemson.
 

hahahahahaha! men have no sense of humor.