Thursday, April 29, 2004
Best pickup line ever:
"Wow, what are the chances? We both just happen to show up at the same place at the same time, we both just happen to incredibly sexy, and uh... you smell good and I have a nose. That's fate, baby."
"Wow, what are the chances? We both just happen to show up at the same place at the same time, we both just happen to incredibly sexy, and uh... you smell good and I have a nose. That's fate, baby."
I have a huge amount of respect for anyone who can nonchalantly use the word "booze" in a sentence.
"I feel like red lights are God's way of saying, 'Caleb, you need a cigarette.'"
Monday, April 26, 2004
Biting your tongue hurts more than you'd think it would.
I have a confession. He left a hamburger in my backseat, and even though the next day the entire car smelled like meat, I couldn’t bring myself to throw it away. It took me a few more days to finally detach myself.
I must be the saddest little girl in the entire world.
I must be the saddest little girl in the entire world.
Friday, April 23, 2004
cloud-cuckoo-land (n.)- an imaginary place in which problems do not exist; a realm of fantasy or of whimsical or foolish behavior
I just came up with an amazing idea: reheatable french fries.
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
A frantic voice blurted across the line as I picked up the phone, “Are you okay?”
“Hey? Yeah, I’m fine. Why?”
“Oh, Alex was laughing really hard so I just assumed something really awful had happened to you.”
“Hey? Yeah, I’m fine. Why?”
“Oh, Alex was laughing really hard so I just assumed something really awful had happened to you.”
Jealousy –my favorite indoor sport
Monday, April 12, 2004
My car is dark gray.
Pollen is yellow.
God must have a great sense of humor.
Pollen is yellow.
God must have a great sense of humor.
Sunday, April 11, 2004
Sometimes you have to tear down your entire world and everything you know and love in order to rebuild it into something better.
Saturday, April 10, 2004
As soon as I realize it's raining, I get insanely cold. It never fails, even when I'm inside.
Friday, April 09, 2004
Right now I'm watching 50ft. streams of water shooting up as the Reflecting Pond is being refilled after a week of cleaning.
My life is so perfect.
My life is so perfect.
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
I want to live on a houseboat.
Everyone has a funny foot-falling-asleep story.
People come up with some of the strangest ways to cure hiccups
Sunday, April 04, 2004
"We should go out."
"I don't have any money."
"How much do you have?"
"Two dollars."
"Perfect."
We drove to Taco Bell, combined our money, poured out a bunch of change on the counter and pushed it towards the cashier.
"How many nachoes can we get for this?"
"I don't have any money."
"How much do you have?"
"Two dollars."
"Perfect."
We drove to Taco Bell, combined our money, poured out a bunch of change on the counter and pushed it towards the cashier.
"How many nachoes can we get for this?"
