Monday, March 28, 2005
The serving size said "1/4 BUNNY."
It still makes me smile.
It still makes me smile.
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Hawaii was delicious.
Friday, March 18, 2005
"But, if my name were Michelle it'd be so cool. My screen name would definitely be 'chelles and cheese'." -MarsMan57
That was the best away message I've read in a while.
That was the best away message I've read in a while.
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Kate : Britta :: bunnies : sailor hats
James : Britta :: teething rings : babies
Liz : Britta :: exercizing : chocolate
Matt : Britta :: zombies : brains
School : Britta :: Matt : people
Any questions?
James : Britta :: teething rings : babies
Liz : Britta :: exercizing : chocolate
Matt : Britta :: zombies : brains
School : Britta :: Matt : people
Any questions?
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Today I saw a guy on crutches fall down some stairs.
I didn't want to laugh, but I couldn't help it.
I didn't want to laugh, but I couldn't help it.
I bought a Cosmopolitan magazine yesterday.
It was way more exciting when I was 17.
It was way more exciting when I was 17.
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
I haven't seen Rachel in almost two years. Yesterday was her 20th birthday. This is what I wrote last year:
Today is a very special day. It is Rachel's 19th!(She just happens to be the founder of broom dancing, the authority on underwear, former SIMS addict, abuser of boys, the epitome of class, inhaler of cheez-whiz, breaker of insanely expensive electron accelerators, prom queen runner-up, cheerleading co-captain, archnemisis to marshmallow birds everywhere, and best roomie EVER!! Congrats to Rachie!!)
I miss you, Rachie- wherever you are.
Today is a very special day. It is Rachel's 19th!(She just happens to be the founder of broom dancing, the authority on underwear, former SIMS addict, abuser of boys, the epitome of class, inhaler of cheez-whiz, breaker of insanely expensive electron accelerators, prom queen runner-up, cheerleading co-captain, archnemisis to marshmallow birds everywhere, and best roomie EVER!! Congrats to Rachie!!)
I miss you, Rachie- wherever you are.
Sunday, March 13, 2005
Last night, a fourth person promised to inflict harm upon me if I broke James's heart.
I wasn't sure how to to take that.
So I picked sad.
I wasn't sure how to to take that.
So I picked sad.
Saturday, March 12, 2005
If you think about it, 'quite a few' doesn't really make sense.
Stupid idioms.
Stupid idioms.
I hear him say, "Hey, you look busy!" and I look up and see his audience, two guys, just continuing to walk by.
"Ha, you made eye contact!" He turns to me and thrusts a paper into my hand. I smile, and for the first time, for a split second only, I didn't really mind the flyer distributors on the library bridge.
"Ha, you made eye contact!" He turns to me and thrusts a paper into my hand. I smile, and for the first time, for a split second only, I didn't really mind the flyer distributors on the library bridge.
Friday, March 11, 2005
All that glitters isn't gold...
but it will get glitter all over everything it touches.
but it will get glitter all over everything it touches.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
What did girlfriends complain about before telephones were invented?
Why do we cry when we're sad?
Monday, March 07, 2005
James et Britta
Justin: Did James tell you about the boxes?
Me: For the crowbars?
James: Hey, what would you do if zombies attacked?
Justin: I have a set of 12-sided dice.
Me: For the crowbars?
James: Hey, what would you do if zombies attacked?
Justin: I have a set of 12-sided dice.
Sunday, March 06, 2005
I can't explain Ernie's fascination with plastic bags.
"What's that smell? Oh, I think I just stepped in culture." -Me on James's music
We fell asleep watching a movie, but when I poked him, he rolled over in a really angry way.
It felt like someone just ran over my dog.
It felt like someone just ran over my dog.
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Vagina Monologues. Strom Thurmond Institute. March 4 at 8pm. March 5 at 3 & 8pm. $5.
Be there or be squareular.
Be there or be squareular.
I like soap.
I like how it sounds. I like how it smells. I like how it feels.
Why do hygienic product manufacturers feel we ought to smell like flowers and fruit?
Why not soap-flavored soap?
I like how it sounds. I like how it smells. I like how it feels.
Why do hygienic product manufacturers feel we ought to smell like flowers and fruit?
Why not soap-flavored soap?
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
I don't like spoilers. I don't like tinted windows. I don't like flame appliques or fuzzy dice.
In fact, I just like my little gray Corolla.
In fact, I just like my little gray Corolla.
I wonder how polka dots got their name.
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Napkin rings and colored toliet water- modern status symbols
Everytime I say goodbye to James, I want to throw myself on the ground and kick and scream and pout and grab hold of his legs so he can't move
...but usually it manifests itself as a hug.
Usually.
...but usually it manifests itself as a hug.
Usually.
