Randomness

Friday, August 26
209 Calhoun St.
Apt 8
Put on your rocking socks.
Kate's 21.

It's unnecessary to tell me not to do things that are obviously accidents.

You don't get anything for landing on Free Parking.

Everytime someone touches me with their acrylic nails, my stomach jumps in my throat.

me: I just love Jessica Simpson.
Mark B: Yeah, me too.
me: Really?! What's your favorite song?
Mark B: Well, uh...pretty much all of them.
me: All of them? Well, for my money, it just doesn't get any better than when she sings...uh, that song about love.
Mark B: Yeah, that's a good one.

Dear Nathan,
You know that one person in every group of friends that nobody likes? You basically keep them there to hate their guts? Well, you're Karen!
Sincerely, Britta

PS You're adopted.

I learned three things today: how to fold a fitted sheet, my fish's name, and plaid is a-ok.

me: Would you like chips or a drink with that?
boy: Yes. Both... except no drink.
me: So just chips?
boy: No, a sandwich.
me: So chips and a sandwich?
boy: No, just a sandwich.
me: Okay.
boy: Wait, what comes with the meal deal?


I hate you.