Randomness

I pick my nose sometimes too.

Don't call me 'little lady'.

"i love it when you're with people you don't know all that well and you think everything is cool, then you come home and look in the mirror and there's mascara half-way down your face. that's AWESOME." -kathrynac

Things That Will Hurt and Make You Look Like a Moron at Punk Shows
1. Wear flip-flops.
2. Stage dive straight into the mosh pit.
3. Be that girl that keeps elbowing people and getting on the stage to shake her butt like a drunken idiot.

I love serving people who smell good.

The phone call:
me: Hey, this is Brittany from BE lab. I was just wondering if you could send me the algae data. I can't get in touch with Eileen.
Caleb: Yeah, sure.
me: Thanks, that'd be awesome.
Caleb: I'm at the lake.
me: Oh, okay.
Caleb: I'm just really upset about my ECE test. I can't believe I made a 15!!!
me: Oh, I'm sorry.
Caleb: It just makes me feel really worthless, you know?!!
me: Uh..
Caleb: Ahh, it just makes me hate everything and everyone!!!
me: Uh..
Caleb: So, yeah, I'll send you those numbers. (click)

The email:
Dear Brittany, is is it, Hope you get this, I anticipate a weekend of
highly self-destructive behavior, I will be lucky to make it back next
week , best of luck to you, I have gone pyscho for real this time, sorry
Sincerely, Caleb

ps. it says lab 4, it is really lab 5, no worries, have a good weekend,
never be like me


I totally don't know this kid.

I saw a really fat squirrel crossing the street, and it still makes me laugh.