Saturday, February 25, 2006
R.I.P.
James & Britta
1/28/06 - 2/23/06
Two wrinkled peas in a retard pod.
(James thought up the last part.)
James & Britta
1/28/06 - 2/23/06
Two wrinkled peas in a retard pod.
(James thought up the last part.)
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
The most famous joke in the world has no punch line.
Monday, February 20, 2006
My favorite thing about Starbursts is that when you suck on one while drinking water, you can imagine it's a fountain of Kool-Aid.
My least favorite thing about Starbursts is the name. I would've called it xXxFRUITCORExXx.
My least favorite thing about Starbursts is the name. I would've called it xXxFRUITCORExXx.
Friday, February 17, 2006
My boyfriend can out-robot your boyfriend.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
me: I'm a baseball cap. James once compared all his exs to hats, and he said I was a baseball cap.
Liz: So what does that make everyone else? Dandruff?
Liz and Britta
BFF FOREVER
Liz: So what does that make everyone else? Dandruff?
Liz and Britta
BFF FOREVER
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Please check your techno at the door.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Hold me like a monkey.





