Randomness

I had a brilliant idea Wednesday; I found the disc for The Sims, and I thought to myself, "Hey, I used to be addicted to this game! Maybe I should play it again!"
(..and that's what I've been doing for the past 72 hours)

Today at lunch, I was asking my friend Liz about her choir. She said they had altoes and basses and sopranoes and tenors and some kids who were tone deaf. I then inquired, "Wow! The tone deaf kids have their own part?! What do they sing?! I could do that!!" She started laughing; apparently she was kidding...
I don't think it was very funny.

Dr. Penington is the Man:
A Tribute to the Best Chemistry teacher EVER

"Chemistry's a contact sport." -on chemical bonding
"At the subatomic level, it's all pianoes and ladders." -on modern physics
"Some equations aren't worth the time to write." -on Schrodinger's equation
"And then you use a bowling ball to hit the elephant.. so you pole vault over but the ball has affected the elephant's speed so you land on the ground next to a dead elephant." -on Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
"This is chemistry- just use your imagination." -on covalent bonding
"And the electron doesn't really spin like this, but it's Friday so who cares?" (self-explainatory)
"Damn! Yeah, yeah.. whatever." -on something, no one knows what

There should be a special circle of Hell for people who take too long in the shower...

Professor Moss is the Agent Smith to my Neo

I can't decide if my mind goes too fast for my mouth or my mouth is too fast for my mind.. either way, it's bad.

Ice cream and boys can fix anything!

Our fish likes to swim at the surface. This bothers me.

Why do they make more than one kind of screwdriver?

I tried putting on a sweater while going down stairs.

But I'm healing quite well.